Matt, Freak & The Fatboy #012
Matt, Freak & The Fatboy #012 (MP3 - 10.5MB - 30 min 36 sec)
ALL UNSIGNED BANDS - SEND US YOUR DEMO AND WE’LL PLAY YOUR MUSIC ON OUR SHOW AND LINK TO YOUR BAND’S SITE. ANY GENRE - WE LOVE IT ALL. EMAIL US FOR DETAILS.
In this very special CHRISTMAS EDITION of ‘Matt, Freak & The Fatboy’ we tear ‘Good King Wenceslas’ limb from limb in an attempt to enlighten you about the TRUE EVIL of the yuletide season.
For the Satanists - hang on to your Books of Revelation - we got him! That’s right, Satan (NOT SANTA) charms us with his wit and grace in this, HIS FIRST LIVE INTERVIEW, in over two millennia!
For the CYBER GEEKS who bother to put finger to keyboard - hang on to your lubricant - we read your pointless words to the infidel masses.
Still feeling hungry? Then why not sample some of FATBOY’S HOMEMADE EGGNOG. Guaranteed to keep you warm, full and regular.
Plus, we introduce a WHOLE NEW SEGMENT (that Matt and the Fatboy don’t know about) - FREAK’S BIT.
Will this confirm your suspicions that Freak really is the heart and soul of the show? Why not send us an email telling us what YOUR RESOLUTIONS for the New Year are.
Who loves PRANK CALLS? We know we do. We call innocent Australians, at home late at night, to find out what they REALLY think of the birth of Jesus.
As always - THE FAT ONE gives credence to the proverb “Pity the feeble minded for they are nought but stupid, fat, lazy cattle forever munching, waiting for death”. This week, Fatboy gets in early to review Peter Jackson’s ‘King Kong’ starring Naomi Watts, Jack Black and Adrien Brody. Will Peter Jackson et al give A SHIT what Fatboy thinks?
Do you?
So that’s it. We’ve stuffed it, basted it, cooked it for many days and put it on the table. All you have to do is FEAST.
And to those of you out there who consider yourself “fans” - a heartfelt thanks for all your support throughout our difficult first year - even though a lot of it was haphazard, ill-conceived, inconsistent and, in the end, bore us very little money.
Email your highlights to:
freakusout@mail.com
TALK TO YOU NEXT YEAR, MUTANTS!
“The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” - Mark Twain
00:00 Network Intro & Language Warning
00:40 INTRO - Coming Up On ‘Matt, Freak & The Fatboy’
01:36 MUSIC - ‘Inside Out’ by The Accidents
04:15 TALK - Stephen’s Feast
07:41 SKETCH - Fatboy Interviews Satan
10:56 INBOX - We Answer Your Emails
15:53 MUSIC - ‘Hivey’ by Regular John
17:23 RECIPE - Fatboy’s Eggnog
18:27 FREAK’S BIT
21:03 PRANK CALLS - Merry Christmas, Australia
23:30 FATBOY’S FILM OF THE WEEK - ‘King Kong’
27:40 PROMO
28:13 CLOSER
30:36 TOTAL DURATION
January 7th, 2006 at 5:25 am
Great show you fuckwads. Keep up the good work. I laughed so hard (while listening on a flight) that the gay steward made me “shut off” my iPod because it wasn’t time for electronics to be used. I couldn’t wait to land to listen to the end of the show. More crank phone calls please. (Yes, I’ve been drinking, you’re funnier that way)
February 1st, 2006 at 10:04 pm
Dudes! Get up and get the next podcast going, you lazy racking bastards!
Fat boy..the next time those 2 clowns give you shit….kick them in the nuts! That will teach them to shut the fuck up once in a while! Do it! Do it now!
:)
Hope 2006 will be a grat year for you guys…keep the good job going but again,,,,, more of this shit sooner please. And if you guys ever get your lazy asses here to Singapore..the forst round of drinks on me…..( a cheap bastard, I am!)
Suresh :)
Singapore